I've known Matt Stewart for close to 5 years, I've been Matthew's close friend and mentor for 3 years. He has always had a great sense of humor and great taste in male sex toys. He introduced to me many great things. These are things like At The Drive-In, Marlboro cigarettes, Blink 182's first record, the importance of belittling women, and a corner store that sold me cigarettes before I was of legal buying age. I've spent many great times with Matthew. We've played pool, gone to parties, and explored our homosexual fantasies so many times that I stopped counting a long time ago. Matthew greatest characteristic is his charisma. Never have I met someone who could propose the idea of unprotected anal sex with strangers and make it sound so goddamn fun! 9/10.
Matthew Ashley Stewart quotes:
"Hey can I borrow some lube? I got my penis stuck in a _____ and used up my last bottle."
"You can't judge me! All my niggas rich as fuck!"
"nigger nigger nigger imma catch ya catch ya nigger nigger nigger imma hang ya hang ya nigger nigger nigger from the tree from the tree in my backyard"
"This isn't ghetto. Trust me I know what a real ghetto looks like. It's in my blood baby."
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